Housing with Hannah - Part Two | What not to say/do to a potential buyer

You look young to be buying a house - proceeded with oh well I was only 21 when first bought.

Are you okay with dogs? - Let said dog jump all over you and even bite your guest.

Sorry, my friend just popped round with some alcohol.

You did notice it said it needed some cosmetic work - before showing me the kitchen that didn't even have doors on the cupboards.

Leaving your house benefit letter out for viewers to see...covered in e-cig fluid.

You're either going to find a nice house in a shit area or a shit house in a nice area...That's Hull.

Cellotape your socket to the wall.

Have no flooring down upstairs. Then tell me there's carpet in the loft, sorry love but it's no fucking use up there.

Leave things out noone needs to see...a condom and a bra.

We're moving because we need more space, I'm pregnant again, the first child wasn't planned either.

Have a house that smells like a combination of dog, smoke and must.





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